For this post Chad shall be known as “the one that we don’t speak of”. I think that right now it’s not worth mentioning his name in this e-publication. I was working hard this morning trying to think up something to write about the illustrious one we don’t speak of. So I’m going to pull out (something that the person in questions should always do) a story from his past.
This story goes back to the first six months that he had moved in with Lara. Paul, Tamara, Lara, “the one we don’t speak of”, and I were going to either a sporting event or a concert in Denver. Somehow the determination was made that the one we don’t speak of should be the driver. So we squeezed into his CliTaurus and started the drive from Loveland to Denver. Not even two miles away from his house did we get pulled over by the police.
I was sitting in the passenger rear seat and noticed that it was a Colorado Highway Patrol car. One of our Frat brothers became a Colorado State Patrol Officer and we noticed when the officer got to the car that it was our friend. “The one we don’t speak of” immediately thought that he was going to get out of whatever this traffic offense was with a warning. The Officer whose name is Ian told “the one we don’t speak of” that his tags were expired by over 9 months. Guessing that “the one we don’t speak of” was going to get a ticket and not a warning I started to laugh.
“The one we don’t speak of” disagreed with this charge. For one last attempt at getting out of the ticket the perpetrator tried engaging in small talking the officer to get out of the ticket. Ian was not really moved by this and ran the drivers license and vehicle information. I started to laugh even more at the situation.
Ian came back to the car with the bad news. Since the registration was expired for more than 6 months he was supposed to take the driver to jail, but since he was a friend Ian was just going to let him go with a fine that should be mailed in to avoid any other fees from the agency.
Now that the altercation was over Ian asked if “the one we don’t speak of” still rode his crotch rocket. “The one that we don’t speak of” said, yes. Ian responded, “well then get your motorcycle endorsement”. I almost pee’d my pants from laughing so hard.
After this experience we headed back to Lara’s house and decided to drive in Paul’s car instead. For the rest of the night we all had the pleasure of listening to “the one we don’t speak of” bitch about how a friend and frat brother should just give a warning so someone. I laughed and egged him on a little bit, just to make it extra uncomfortable for the other people in the car.
P.S. I’m going to leave you with a quote from “The one that we don’t speak of, “Everyone Cheats!” When this statement was said, his fists were slamming on the table.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Last Night was a Real Kick to the Nuts!
By kick to the Nuts I am not referring to my dog.
Chad and Lara came up to the Fort last night for a night out on the town. It was also the same night that i got the oppurtunity to get 4 courtside seats to the CSU vs. CU women's basketball. SO I took Paul, Chad, Sara, and myself to the game. This gave Lara and Tamara time to talk wedding and other items, whatever they were talking about isn't really relevant for the blog unless it's about ruining Chad's life or disappointing him in his bachelor party.
After the game we met Tamara and Lara at the Rio and we had some more time to talk about other non basketball related issues. Some how the topic of a bachelor party came up. Chad still thinks he's going to Vegas for a bachelor party. Now he's convinced that he's going to have two bachelor parties, one in Colorado for poeple who can't afford Vegas and the other for people that want to go to Vegas.
I brought up the Reno conversation to him and he said, "CSU doesn't play in Reno on my birthday." I responded, "yes we do, we play Nevada, and Reno has everything that Vegas does, plus legal hookers." He was kind of shocked when I said that. I think that this statement will come back to bite me in the ass since he'll think this translates to me agreeing to buy him a hooker while on this weekend of debauchery.
Chad did pull off a great Chadism last night though. The conversation started to talk about movies that we had recently seen and I of course mentioned Zombieland. Chad mentioned this movie that he just saw last weekend, but he couldn't remember the title of it. So I'll let you the reader have the same experience figuring out the movie that I did. Here we go:
1. He just saw the movie in Dec.
2. It stars a guy from the Office tv show
3. It has a guy with a beard in it
4. It's about a bachelor party and these guys go to Vegas.
Of course the answer is the Hangover. For a guy that wants to go to Vegas for a Bachelor Party so badly how could he not see a movie about that very topic in the first 6 months it was in theatres? What a fuckin' ra-tard.
Chad and Lara came up to the Fort last night for a night out on the town. It was also the same night that i got the oppurtunity to get 4 courtside seats to the CSU vs. CU women's basketball. SO I took Paul, Chad, Sara, and myself to the game. This gave Lara and Tamara time to talk wedding and other items, whatever they were talking about isn't really relevant for the blog unless it's about ruining Chad's life or disappointing him in his bachelor party.
After the game we met Tamara and Lara at the Rio and we had some more time to talk about other non basketball related issues. Some how the topic of a bachelor party came up. Chad still thinks he's going to Vegas for a bachelor party. Now he's convinced that he's going to have two bachelor parties, one in Colorado for poeple who can't afford Vegas and the other for people that want to go to Vegas.
I brought up the Reno conversation to him and he said, "CSU doesn't play in Reno on my birthday." I responded, "yes we do, we play Nevada, and Reno has everything that Vegas does, plus legal hookers." He was kind of shocked when I said that. I think that this statement will come back to bite me in the ass since he'll think this translates to me agreeing to buy him a hooker while on this weekend of debauchery.
Chad did pull off a great Chadism last night though. The conversation started to talk about movies that we had recently seen and I of course mentioned Zombieland. Chad mentioned this movie that he just saw last weekend, but he couldn't remember the title of it. So I'll let you the reader have the same experience figuring out the movie that I did. Here we go:
1. He just saw the movie in Dec.
2. It stars a guy from the Office tv show
3. It has a guy with a beard in it
4. It's about a bachelor party and these guys go to Vegas.
Of course the answer is the Hangover. For a guy that wants to go to Vegas for a Bachelor Party so badly how could he not see a movie about that very topic in the first 6 months it was in theatres? What a fuckin' ra-tard.
Monday, December 7, 2009
The New Years Fiasco
Two words: Game On!
Apparantly Chad decided to be a douche about New Years. So I invite him to a new years party and instead of politely declining, he throws one of his own and has the balls to invite me to it a day after I invite him to mine. Since Chad does not own
New Years I didn't have to ask him for permission but the polite thing for him to do would've been to call me and let me know. I've heard through the grapevine that he invited all of his friends to it at a party last weekend. Well, screw him. Sure he might've hosted a new years party for the past couple of years but people said at that last one, it was time for a change. Well, here it is a line in the sand has been drawn.
My goal is to throw a better party then he is capable of. We all know that is easily achieved. The official 4th Anniversary Fort Collins New Years Party will have beer, it's undecided whether it'll be keg or growler. We'll have the champagne, and more food than he can imagine.
For those of you who remember his last couple parties, remember BYOB. His version of a party will have a 6 pack of some wine coolers and a Mike's Hard Lemonade. This is the quote from their evite last year, "Champagne, bud light for beer pong and some hard alcohol will be provided. Please bring a 6 pack of beer or your drink of choice for each couple." Who the hell offers to have a party but wants people to BYOB? This ain't collegeg anymore son.
Looking forward to another fun New Year's Eve!
Apparantly Chad decided to be a douche about New Years. So I invite him to a new years party and instead of politely declining, he throws one of his own and has the balls to invite me to it a day after I invite him to mine. Since Chad does not own
New Years I didn't have to ask him for permission but the polite thing for him to do would've been to call me and let me know. I've heard through the grapevine that he invited all of his friends to it at a party last weekend. Well, screw him. Sure he might've hosted a new years party for the past couple of years but people said at that last one, it was time for a change. Well, here it is a line in the sand has been drawn.
My goal is to throw a better party then he is capable of. We all know that is easily achieved. The official 4th Anniversary Fort Collins New Years Party will have beer, it's undecided whether it'll be keg or growler. We'll have the champagne, and more food than he can imagine.
For those of you who remember his last couple parties, remember BYOB. His version of a party will have a 6 pack of some wine coolers and a Mike's Hard Lemonade. This is the quote from their evite last year, "Champagne, bud light for beer pong and some hard alcohol will be provided. Please bring a 6 pack of beer or your drink of choice for each couple." Who the hell offers to have a party but wants people to BYOB? This ain't collegeg anymore son.
Looking forward to another fun New Year's Eve!
Monday, November 30, 2009
An update
No i didn't die or forget about this thing. College football just got in the way. Anyways, here are some updates for all of you.
I have heard numerous stories about this wedding. Some of which aren't fit to print so I will exercise some restraint.
The wedding date is set for Friday Sept.24 which in this writers opinion is perfect. CSU plays a football game in Reno on Sept 11 (Chad's birthday) which is two weeks before the big day. That will be the only way that you could convince me or anyone else to go out of the state (other than the Clown's Den) for the weekend of debachery.
Now how do I break the news to the big guy that his dream bachelor party should be in Reno and not Vegas?
I have heard numerous stories about this wedding. Some of which aren't fit to print so I will exercise some restraint.
The wedding date is set for Friday Sept.24 which in this writers opinion is perfect. CSU plays a football game in Reno on Sept 11 (Chad's birthday) which is two weeks before the big day. That will be the only way that you could convince me or anyone else to go out of the state (other than the Clown's Den) for the weekend of debachery.
Now how do I break the news to the big guy that his dream bachelor party should be in Reno and not Vegas?
Monday, August 10, 2009
Random thoughts
I thought that I would just write a little on the blog today. Rather than the usual open ended question, poll, or video as an ode to Chad. Here are a few memories I have of Chad. I remember the time that he and I lived at a condo just south and west of campus. It was a nice place and we both liked it. I remember that we both loved checking out the girls that lived up stairs. We never talked to them other than the occasional hello. In hind sight it might have been kind of creepy.
That place had many precious memories of Chad. It was at that place that he survived him 21st birthday. That was a funny story. I was being a real dick to him that night. I bought him a Double chocolate stout to chase his 21 shots with. He had all of the fratastic birthday shots that you'd expect. Some of the collection included, Poudre Valley Drop Off, Cement Mixer, 252, jager bomb, prairie fire, wild turkey, and a sweaty mexican. Well Chad much to my surprise made it to his 21 shots without puking. So he has a pair of testicles afterall. Then we got home and he wanted more to drink. So I made him a mine field. For those of you who don't know, a mine field is a collection of 6 shots 3 of which are supposed to be water and 3 are supposed to be a clear liquor of some kind. Well it was roughly 3am and I wanted to see him puke so I mixed up some shots and let him have at it. He got through the second of the 6 shots an puked for the rest of the night.
What Chad didn't know at the time was that all 6 of the shots in the mine field were gin. Not good gin, but cheap well gin.
So here's to you Chad!
That place had many precious memories of Chad. It was at that place that he survived him 21st birthday. That was a funny story. I was being a real dick to him that night. I bought him a Double chocolate stout to chase his 21 shots with. He had all of the fratastic birthday shots that you'd expect. Some of the collection included, Poudre Valley Drop Off, Cement Mixer, 252, jager bomb, prairie fire, wild turkey, and a sweaty mexican. Well Chad much to my surprise made it to his 21 shots without puking. So he has a pair of testicles afterall. Then we got home and he wanted more to drink. So I made him a mine field. For those of you who don't know, a mine field is a collection of 6 shots 3 of which are supposed to be water and 3 are supposed to be a clear liquor of some kind. Well it was roughly 3am and I wanted to see him puke so I mixed up some shots and let him have at it. He got through the second of the 6 shots an puked for the rest of the night.
What Chad didn't know at the time was that all 6 of the shots in the mine field were gin. Not good gin, but cheap well gin.
So here's to you Chad!
Friday, August 7, 2009
Where will Chad be in 5 years?
I think that he'll be living the dream, watch the video for more...
By the way Chad, dinner is expected to be ready at 6pm sharp. You mess that up you get the hose.
By the way Chad, dinner is expected to be ready at 6pm sharp. You mess that up you get the hose.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Chad is pretty cool
So we all know that Chad can be a little high strung and fun to deal with. But he really is a good guy to have around. He might not be the kind of friend that'll help you kill a hooker (his name is Usen) but Chad is the kind of guy that will help you bury her.
An exampled of this was in during ManCation, he was willing to stay sober and be the navigator on the drive in whiteout conditions to Steamboat. This while Paul, JP, and the hitchhiker were in the back seat drinking. I wish the story weren't true but it is.
Here's to you Chad!
Reminds me of this little video:
Oh, here's the first of many polls for this blog:
An exampled of this was in during ManCation, he was willing to stay sober and be the navigator on the drive in whiteout conditions to Steamboat. This while Paul, JP, and the hitchhiker were in the back seat drinking. I wish the story weren't true but it is.
Here's to you Chad!
Reminds me of this little video:
Oh, here's the first of many polls for this blog:
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