If you could give Chad one piece of advice before the night of his bachelor party, what would it be? I'm thinking of laminating a card and giving it to him that night. Just to make sure that he gets good advice from everyone.
Mine would be either, "don't do anything that Harris or Adam tell you to do", or "Just because you think that is a woman, don't assume anything."
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
What would be the worst possible bachelor party Chad could have?
I think the worst possible experience for his bachelor party would be as follows.
It starts at 5am on a lovely sunday morning. First off we go to Catholic mass, followed by a baptist one, and a mormon one to seal the deal. I figure that Chad has led such a life of sin (too many IV drugs and hookers) that we'll have to rinse away the sin of his life before Lara.
To follow that up we would go have a lovely breakfast at 7/11 (slurpees and taquitos on me). Nothing beats a delicious and complete breakfast.
Next it's off to the county fair to see if Aunt Jennie won her third straight blue ribbon for needle point. I can't even describe how much fun this will be. Aunt Jennie can really put the needle to the thread (if you know what I mean).
We follow up the county fair by renting out the Lyric Cinema and watching the Best of Shirley Temple marathon. Oh, the fun that will be had hear. No alcohol for us though, it's all Shirley Temple's all the time. Remember kids do as Billy Madison said,"you booze, you lose."
The closing festivities consist of Chad (and his new found black dildo) going to the all male review. Don't worry Chad, we'll block the doors so you can't leave until the shows over.
It starts at 5am on a lovely sunday morning. First off we go to Catholic mass, followed by a baptist one, and a mormon one to seal the deal. I figure that Chad has led such a life of sin (too many IV drugs and hookers) that we'll have to rinse away the sin of his life before Lara.
To follow that up we would go have a lovely breakfast at 7/11 (slurpees and taquitos on me). Nothing beats a delicious and complete breakfast.
Next it's off to the county fair to see if Aunt Jennie won her third straight blue ribbon for needle point. I can't even describe how much fun this will be. Aunt Jennie can really put the needle to the thread (if you know what I mean).
We follow up the county fair by renting out the Lyric Cinema and watching the Best of Shirley Temple marathon. Oh, the fun that will be had hear. No alcohol for us though, it's all Shirley Temple's all the time. Remember kids do as Billy Madison said,"you booze, you lose."
The closing festivities consist of Chad (and his new found black dildo) going to the all male review. Don't worry Chad, we'll block the doors so you can't leave until the shows over.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Favorite Chad Turner Memories
What are your favorite Chad Turner memories?
A few of mine...
1. Hosting Singles Awareness Day at our aparment. We all got way too drunk and had a little too much fun. Although I think he got my sloppy seconds.
2. Losing Chad Turner while skiing on ManCation. Who doesn't bring their cellphone skiing now a days. The fact that he had to use a pay phone to get a hold of his girlfriend to have her call us was funny.
3. Watching Chad do the Super Man dive in a raft a few summers ago on the Arkansas river. I thought he was a goner for sure.
4. Watching Chad go to Vegas for the first time. Only to return to Colorado and go back 2 days later. Someone's got a little problem.
A few of mine...
1. Hosting Singles Awareness Day at our aparment. We all got way too drunk and had a little too much fun. Although I think he got my sloppy seconds.
2. Losing Chad Turner while skiing on ManCation. Who doesn't bring their cellphone skiing now a days. The fact that he had to use a pay phone to get a hold of his girlfriend to have her call us was funny.
3. Watching Chad do the Super Man dive in a raft a few summers ago on the Arkansas river. I thought he was a goner for sure.
4. Watching Chad go to Vegas for the first time. Only to return to Colorado and go back 2 days later. Someone's got a little problem.
Friday, July 17, 2009
This is going to be legen... wait for it... dary!
Word from the Chad Turner Bachelor Party rumor mill is that Chad wants to go to Vegas for this shit show. I feel like we could show him a much more creative time in Colorado. What ideas do you have?
Here are some of my ideas:
1. Black Hawk (hotel at the Isle)
2. Strippers (I've got a couple of their numbers in my phone, discount if we go through them personally)
3. Golf
4. Donkey show (a boy can dream, can't he)
5. Watch Chad get FUBAR'd
All for now...
Here are some of my ideas:
1. Black Hawk (hotel at the Isle)
2. Strippers (I've got a couple of their numbers in my phone, discount if we go through them personally)
3. Golf
4. Donkey show (a boy can dream, can't he)
5. Watch Chad get FUBAR'd
All for now...
Sunday, July 12, 2009
The beginning...
It has begun. Chad has decided to end his free days and get engaged.
To quote my sister on her wedding night, "You need to slay a few dragons to get your princess." Chad, you've found your princess, congratulations!
To quote my sister on her wedding night, "You need to slay a few dragons to get your princess." Chad, you've found your princess, congratulations!
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