What would be the worst possible bachelor party Chad could have?

I think the worst possible experience for his bachelor party would be as follows.


It starts at 5am on a lovely sunday morning. First off we go to Catholic mass, followed by a baptist one, and a mormon one to seal the deal. I figure that Chad has led such a life of sin (too many IV drugs and hookers) that we'll have to rinse away the sin of his life before Lara.

To follow that up we would go have a lovely breakfast at 7/11 (slurpees and taquitos on me). Nothing beats a delicious and complete breakfast.

Next it's off to the county fair to see if Aunt Jennie won her third straight blue ribbon for needle point. I can't even describe how much fun this will be. Aunt Jennie can really put the needle to the thread (if you know what I mean).

We follow up the county fair by renting out the Lyric Cinema and watching the Best of Shirley Temple marathon. Oh, the fun that will be had hear. No alcohol for us though, it's all Shirley Temple's all the time. Remember kids do as Billy Madison said,"you booze, you lose."

The closing festivities consist of Chad (and his new found black dildo) going to the all male review. Don't worry Chad, we'll block the doors so you can't leave until the shows over.